I don’t know about you lot, but I’m on top of the world at the moment.
Loving life, living well and making the most of every moment.
A smashing example of this: tonight, upon pulling my fucking delicious dinner – some kind of chicken/pastry/cheese thing worth $8.00 (a luxury!) – out of the oven, I slid it off the tray, and straight into the bin (onto clean paper and a plastic bag). Brilliant, right? Thank you, world. Continue reading What a time to be alive.
Why does our generation never follow through with anything?
Continue reading Generation Cancellation
To my Queen Noelene – local celebrity, teacher to the masses, and penultimate superhero. Continue reading An open letter this Mother’s Day to the greatest lady I know.
How, how, HOW?!!!
How do you put an end to it? How do you decide that it needs to be ended?
And most importantly, how do you get over it once you’ve made that call, pulling the plug on what was more likely than not a suicide mission from the moment you drunkenly exchanged Snapchat names in line at 7/11?
It’s the existential crisis of modern dating. The (bastard) term and condition that you sign your life – read: joy, self-respect, sanity – over to when you get feelings for someone. Continue reading How do you end something that never even started?
The inhabitants of my household seem to be having a bit of an existential crisis at the moment. Regarding, you guessed it, love. Continue reading Love in the Time of Tinder.
So, I’m moving. And with less than 24 hours prior to mentioned move, I’m trying to figure out why. Continue reading ‘She’s leaving home’: Flying the coop for the first time.
There are, in my mind, two outlooks on life that a person can have.
Continue reading Where you’d like to be in 10 years.